Alyssa Unfiltered

Viewer-Guided Chaos        Welcome back, brave souls. After the absolute mess (and magic) that was Relationships: Part 1 , I thought, why not hand the mic over to you? So I did.      You sent your hottest takes, wildest stories, cringiest pickup lines, and most profound questions. And because I love chaos, I’m sharing them right here, unfiltered. (Okay, maybe a little filtered and not all of them because there was a lot...sorry guys) Buckle up. It’s about to get loud. Statements Where some of you made me cry (some because I laughe d so hard and some were sweet) "My fear was that she would think I'm one of those guys that just sit and rot their brain for hours and hours every day. I don't think any woman wants a man like that." - Anonymous   (Anonymous, you're right, no woman wants a man like that. Because 9/10 those men are just boys in a grown man's body. But more than disliking a man who just plays video games,, a woman can't stand a...

  Group Chats Unfiltered  ~Game 3: Guess the Role~

  Group Chats Unfiltered (Game 2) ~Game 2: Guess That Group Chat~

  Group Chats Unfiltered  ~Game 1: Guess Who~ The only ones left are 2 and 6!!!     After writing my last blog about group chats and corresponding with a friend, I had the idea for this mini-blog. Yes, I know I still owe you all a part two for the "Relationships Unfiltered" blog; believe me, I am working on it. There has been so much reader material that I want to discuss, but it is taking longer than it should. BUT PLEASE KEEP SENDING ME STUFF!!! (As always, via email, text -if you have that "honor," or comment) So, while waiting on content and working on it, I decided to mess around with the group chat topic. I am dividing it up into three games, and this is the first one. But anyway..... let's dive right in, shall we?

  Group Chats: Unread, Unhinged, and Unexpectedly Emotional Alyssa Unfiltered – because therapy is expensive and memes are free. There's nothing like waking up to 97 unread messages about absolutely nothing. Well, almost nothing. Sometimes it's intense tea that is spilled, and sometimes it's just one guy sending the same meme repeatedly until someone responds. A group chat is a modern miracle—a place where memes go to thrive, drama simmers on low heat, and someone is  always  about to say something unhinged. And in 99% of my group chats, the door is quite literally off the hinge.  Group chats are the digital equivalent of trying to have a conversation in a crowded Waffle House at 2 AM. Chaos. Grease. Questionable decisions. And someone's definitely crying in the corner. Today, we're diving into the social circus,  which is the  group chat. Nothing  is safe from the elite inner-circle energy of a "Close Friends" group to the obligatory fami...

Relationships: Cringe, Cute, and Chronically Confusing Where your love language meets eye rolls: Relationships that need a filter. Before I start, I have an announcement: one of the next blogs will be a reader-guided one. That means it will be all about what I receive from people I have heard from in some way and received permission to share. So, if you have a killer "romance" story you want to share with changed names and an anonymous tag. A relationship hot take your dying to share or a question you'd love to ask. And yes, as well as being funny, I would love some serious as well. You can comment anonymously, email me , or text me if you're one of the few who have that "honor". It will remain anonymous unless you wish for it to be shared with the world. I'm taking anything you can think of! Thanks guys!!! Alyssa Unfiltered is also available on  Medium  if you prefer your blogs on there! Love is patient, love is kind—and also weirdly obs...

The Delusion of 'Having It All Together: The Unfiltered Social Media Filter Exposing the socialism in social media, one unrealistic pin at a time. Instagram moms, Pinterest planners, and those girlboss TikTokers with "soft mornings" (whatever that is. I have only had hard mornings) and $200 face serums, this is your formal roast invitation. But, um, yeah, like, no offense. When I was a young girl (this was like 2 weeks ago), I once tried a morning routine I found on YouTube. You know the kind, sunrise yoga (my version was what I like to call sunrise noga where I noga out of my bed), a green smoothie (OK, so I'll be honest, it was green because it was a mint chip milkshake, guys), journaling, and "intentional silence." I was asleep again by 9 a.m. because that silence was too intentional. I wish I could be the Girl with the morning routine with the hair oils, face serum, flawless skin, and perfect outfits. But I'm not, which makes me feel a little les...

McDonald’s vs Wendy’s: The Unfiltered Drive-Thru Roast Because apparently, we needed square burgers and emotional trauma with our fries. Fast food is like the toxic ex that you keep calling even after you swore them off 10 times. Its the reminder that no one is above temptation and toxic relationships. I mean just think about it for a moment. Fast food is convenient, familiar, unhealthy, and IT WILL DISSPOINT YOU. But even when you leave countless times, you'll always go back...just like with your ex.  In a comment on one of the previous blog post, the reader " Breannawallen16 " requested a blog on McDonalds vs Wendy's and why I pick that one. But what Breanna didn't realize is I am probably the pickiest person in the world with the oddest pallet ever. So this is gonna be interesting... Today's post? An unfiltered roast of the Fast Food Industrial Complex. Buckle up. The Good- Things I actually like McDonald's fries. Look, these fries are basically seas...

    Till Debt Do Us Part: Alyssa's Unfiltered Thoughts on Weddings Weddings. The dreamy, glittery, wildly expensive events that turn “I do” into “I’m stressed.” Don’t get me wrong—I love love. I cry at proposals, I swoon at first dances, and I will absolutely judge a wedding cake by its frosting-to-filling ratio. Truth be told, I have NEVER— and I mean never —been to a wedding where I didn’t cry. A friend of mine is having a wedding soon, and being the amazing friend that I am ( or maybe just really not wanting to cry and ruin my makeup ), I agreed to help her with some of the typical wedding stuff. You know the stuff like the kids' tables, telling people their seating arrangements, lighting candles and sparklers, serving food, the guest book— all that good stuff . Honestly, it reminds me of the show Somebody’s Gotta Do It . And that , my friends, is how this blog post was born. But let’s be real: weddings these days are half love story, half chaos circus ...

Alyssa Unfiltered – Welcome to the Chaos Hi. Hello. Welcome to Alyssa Unfiltered —aka the corner of the internet where I say what you’re thinking (but maybe wouldn’t post). If you're here for polite, sugar-coated opinions… you might be in the wrong place. But if you're into bold thoughts, hot takes, and a little bit of playful chaos? Buckle up. So, who am I? I’m Alyssa—lover of strong coffee (although I really shouldn't drink caffeine), stronger opinions, flamingos and saying the quiet part out loud. I’ve always had thoughts . About everything. Whether it’s pop culture, food, internet drama, regular drama, random hot takes or trends that make zero sense—I’ve probably got a rant ready. Most my friends refer to me as very unhinged, out of pocket and you guessed it UNFILTERED. And instead of yelling into the void (aka my group chat), I figured… why not bring the chaos here? Why Alyssa Unfiltered ? Because filtered is boring. Because I’m tired of pretending I don’t hav...