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 If you've made it this far, congratulations—you've either got a great sense of humor or a high tolerance for sarcasm. Either way, you're in the right place.

I'm Alyssa, a professional overthinker, collector of flamingos, and full-time sarcasm enthusiast. I started this blog as a way to share my unfiltered thoughts on life's absurdities, from the minor inconveniences to the major catastrophes. Think of it as a safe space for eye-rolls and facepalms.

I LOVE honesty, I need people in my life to tell me how it is....even if it hurts me at first. If I walk in looking dumb, you better tell me. If I say something idiotic, I need to be informed. Now, just because I write this blog and have very strong opinions doesn't mean that I am the most normal person alive...I am far from it. And that's the point!!! Everyone is different, what is super weird to me might be everyday to you and vice versa. 

So........ if you're looking for brutally honest opinions, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and the occasional unsolicited advice, you've come to the right place. Buckle up—it's going to be a snarky ride. You can also find my blog on other sites such as Medium

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Got a topic you'd like me to tackle with my signature blend of sass and cynicism? Or perhaps you just want to tell me how much you disagree with everything I've ever said? Either way, feel free to reach out:


Looking forward to hearing from you—(unless you're a spam bot. In that case, my blog is a traffic light, thus making it impossible for you to access and select).

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