Introducing Alyssa Unfiltered

Alyssa Unfiltered – Welcome to the Chaos

Hi. Hello. Welcome to Alyssa Unfiltered—aka the corner of the internet where I say what you’re thinking (but maybe wouldn’t post). If you're here for polite, sugar-coated opinions… you might be in the wrong place. But if you're into bold thoughts, hot takes, and a little bit of playful chaos? Buckle up.

So, who am I?

I’m Alyssa—lover of strong coffee (although I really shouldn't drink caffeine), stronger opinions, flamingos and saying the quiet part out loud. I’ve always had thoughts. About everything. Whether it’s pop culture, food, internet drama, regular drama, random hot takes or trends that make zero sense—I’ve probably got a rant ready. Most my friends refer to me as very unhinged, out of pocket and you guessed it UNFILTERED. And instead of yelling into the void (aka my group chat), I figured… why not bring the chaos here?

Why Alyssa Unfiltered?

Because filtered is boring. Because I’m tired of pretending I don’t have thoughts when someone puts ketchup on pasta. Because we live in a world where everyone’s playing nice on the outside, while silently judging inside—and I’m just here to say it out loud. With respect, of course. (Mostly.) As a friend of mine once said, "Ain't rude if it's true".

This blog is my space to be completely, unapologetically honest—with a little humor, a lot of sass, and a firm PG-13 rating. (Occasionally)

What you’ll find here:

• Pop culture commentary no one asked for (but you’ll love anyway)

• Random opinions that may or may not get me side-eyed in public

• Rants about things like why “girl dinner” should include hot food

• Weird internet things I can't not talk about

• Why if your gonna have a lifestyle that is easy to hate on, maybe you should have tough skin 

• And maybe the occasional serious moment... but don’t worry, I won’t get too soft

A mild disclaimer (because I have to):

If you’re easily offended… you might still wanna stick around. Hate-reading is still reading, right? Plus, you never know—you might end up agreeing with me (gasp). Either way, this is a space for honesty, not hostility. We keep it real, not rude.

A taste of what’s to come:

Let me just get this off my chest:
Pumpkin spice is wildly overrated. There. I said it. Fall has other flavors, people. Give cinnamon apple its moment!

Let’s do this.

This is just the beginning. Alyssa Unfiltered is where things get messy, loud, fun, and—above all—real. So stick around, drop a comment, and let’s talk about all the things we’re not “supposed” to say.

You in? If you have any suggestions for what I should give my UNPOPULAR opinion on next time leave a comment!

— Alyssa 🦩